Fan mail

This is an actual email that I received from an opposing coach after this weekend's games. I have not made up any of it.

<<Im just curious as to the process for team selection of Big Blue, I have heard many rumors.  I heard over 100 kids tryout.  I heard that it costs about $1,500.  Players can come from any area.  I heard the older ages have a RV they take to tournaments.  Is any of this true?  W. Raleigh has proven themslevs as being a very sucessful program, just curious as to some of the information out there. >>

Fortunately, this email reminded me that some of you have not paid your $1,500 initiation fee. Please bring it to practice tonight. As usual, please bring only large, unmarked bills, and either put it in a suitcase or, if possible, an envelope labeled "Coach Sean/Coach Kevin Tahiti Fund." 

Also, some of you have not fully filled out your 2012 fall Big Blue contract. We need to know whether you prefer the five-year contract (comes with an RV) or the ten-year contract (comes with a house). I know in the past, many have preferred the 10-year option, which is the only explanation for why the Oxford parking lot wasn't filled with RV's. 

IMPORTANT PRACTICE NOTE FOR TONIGHT: Tonight's practice is only for the Triangle-area kids on the team. The usual Wednesday practice time (5 a.m.-6 a.m. conditioning, 6 a.m.-8 a.m. field) will apply for the California/Texas players. 

We are likely to play in Wake Forest this Sunday. Only those players who have fully paid their initiation fees will be allowed to ride on the team RV.